there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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