she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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