I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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