so explain again why im purple
no
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
the raccoons are back...
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