He is an equal opportunity slut.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
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