Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
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I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
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