He is an equal opportunity slut.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
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When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
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it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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