cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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