im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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