is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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