he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
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Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
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so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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