Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
Randomize
