Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
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picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
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Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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