I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
why do cheetos always look like penises
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I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
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You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
I just got carded by a ten year old.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
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