the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
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so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
smell my finger.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
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After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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