Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
I CAN MOONWALK!
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
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