We won't sleep together?
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
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He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
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You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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