So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
her vagine was all disorganized.
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
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