She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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