You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
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maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
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Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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