Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
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