Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
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Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
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Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
i think im in europe. pls send help
how drunk are you?
Several
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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