i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
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She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
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Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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