Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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