I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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