the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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