1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Randomize
