You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
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I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
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I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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