i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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