i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
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I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
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Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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