Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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