? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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