apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
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i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
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Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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