her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
third nipple confirmed
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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