So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
there was a trapeze. enough said
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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