Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
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I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
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How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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