I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
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dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
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i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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