Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
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