Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
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