I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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