Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
a search helicopter?!
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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