so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Just pee around me
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
Randomize
