You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
Ambien. No doubt about it.
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
one might say we're banned from that church
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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