i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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