Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
I just had sex on a roof
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
