it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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