I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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