i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Randomize
