ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
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the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
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All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
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