Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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