Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
I believe in your delicious
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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