But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
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