At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Randomize
