No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
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