found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
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when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
You made out with two different species that night
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
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I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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