5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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