THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
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That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
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He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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