i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I'm bleeding and have questions
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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