There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I AM VODKA MAN
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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