I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
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there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
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Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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